Happy Valentine’s Day

February 22nd, 2006

I know it is a little late, but I hope you all had a happy Valentine’s.

My wonderful husband, Deutsch, made me a very special Valentine/Oscar dinner. The reason why it was also an Oscar dinner is due to our annual Oscar Challenge. The Challenge is simple. Before the Academy Awards, we both vote for a winner in each category. At the end of the show, we tally up the numbers and the person with the most predicted wins is the “Dinner Guest”. The person who has the least predicted wins is the “Host/Chef”. The Host is required to serve a several course meal with two rules: 1) Make dinner from scratch; 2) Prepare something that he/she has never attempted before. Unfortunately for Deutsch, he has been the Host more times than the Guest.

This year he out did himself with a fantastic African meal. The menu consisted of three courses. For the appetizer, he started with West African Peanut Soup.
West African Peanut Soup

It was so rich and flavourful. A perfect soup for a cold winter night. A meal on it’s own with a smooth blend of peanut butter, tomatoes and rice. He garnished it with some roasted peanuts, that gave it an additional texture. It’s a definite keeper.

For the entree, he prepared a terrific Marrakesh Vegetable Curry served on a bed of couscous.
Marrakesh Vegetable Curry

This dish had so many wonderful vegetables: sweet potatoes, eggplant, bell peppers, spinach, zucchini and carrots. It was definitely colorful. It even had some odd (but great) ingredients like cinnamon, raisins and orange juice. He was worried about the success of this dish, but he shouldn’t have been. It was delicious!

His final dish was dessert, Eastern Africa’s Kashata.
Kashata

It is described as something in between candy and cookie. I found it to be more similar to candy. In fact, I thought was very much like peanut brittle. It is a mixture of sugar, coconut, peanuts and cinnamon. Deutsch was most concerned with this dish, fearing that the final product was a total disaster. Obviously, he did not try it before he made his assumption. It was fantastic. A great little snack to tame that wild beast known as the Sweet Tooth Monster.

The final note is to my Valentine. Thank you for your wonderful gift. I am aware that you were fulfilling your Oscar Challenge duties, but I also know that all your love went into your meal for me. I am a very lucky girl. I love you. My only wish is that on March 5th (Oscar night), I am victorious once again. The challenge is on, baby!

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Tag, I’m It!

February 15th, 2006

Last week my cousin, Krissy, tagged me. The following are questions and answers to get to know me better.

4 Jobs You’ve Had In Your Life

  1. Issuing Visa credit cards
  2. Software & hardware purchaser
  3. Website publisher (current)
  4. Actress (current)

4 Movies You Could Watch Over and Over

Remember, these aren’t nessecarily my favorites, just ones I can and have watched over and over and over and over….

  1. Pretty Woman
  2. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
  3. Moulin Rouge
  4. Desperately Seeking Susan
  5. Grease (I added a 5th, I had no choice)

4 TV Shows You Love to Watch

  1. Gilmore Girls
  2. 24
  3. Arrested Development
  4. The Office
  5. Twin Peaks (I know added a 5th, but since it was on the tube over a decade ago, I figured it was okay)

4 Favorite Books

  1. The Pillars of the Earth by Ken Follett
  2. The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood
  3. Native Tongue by Carl Hiaasen
    Native Tongue
  4. Rich Dad, Poor Dad by Robert T. Kyiosaki

4 Albums You Can’t Hear Too Often

  1. Culture Club - Colour By Numbers
  2. Sinead O’Connor - The Lion and the Cobra
  3. Fat Boy Slim - You’ve Come Along Way, Baby
  4. Morphine - Cure For Pain
  5. She Wants Revenge - She Wants Revenge (Another 5th, I know. Rules were made to be broken)
    She Wants Revenge CD Cover

4 Places You Have Lived

  1. Mississauga, Ontario CANADA
  2. Toronto, Ontario CANADA
  3. Dallas, Texas USA
  4. Los Angeles, California USA

4 Places You Have Been On Vacation

  1. The Netherlands
  2. Spain
  3. Italy
  4. France

4 Websites You Visit Daily

  1. My Yahoo! Homepage
  2. Bloglines
  3. L.A. Casting
  4. Yahoo! TV Listings (I’m a TV junkie)

4 Of Your Favorite Foods

  1. Pad Thai - Thai
  2. Pizza - Italian
  3. Malai Kofta - Indian
    Malai Kofta
  4. Cold & Hard Dark Chocolate - Any country that makes it!

4 Places You Would Rather be Right Now

  1. In Canada with my family & friends
  2. On a cruise ship to anywhere with Deutsch
  3. Backpacking across Europe w/ D
  4. Laying on a beach somewhere tropical w/ D

4 People You’ll Tag

Since I do not have many blogging buddies yet, I will pass on to only two people:

  1. My hubby, Deutsch
  2. My friend, Erin (however, now that I have tagged her, she may never speak to me again)
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Super Bowl Sunday!

February 9th, 2006

Four reasons why I love Super Bowl Sunday:

  1. Empty movie theatres
  2. Empty shopping malls
  3. Super Bowl parties
  4. Super Bowl commericals

One reason why I hate Super Bowl Sunday:

  1. Football
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I Should Be Sent To The Blogging Corner.

February 7th, 2006

Hello to all my readers. First, my sincere apologizes for not posting sooner. My only excuse is that life got in the way. FYI, this will probably be my most common excuse for future posting negligence.

For the past two weekends (including Fridays), I have been busy shooting an independent film. For reasons unknown to me, I have been sworn to secrecy regarding any details of this film. One would think that I am working on the set of super secret TV shows like Lost or 24. All I can tell you is that it’s an high action drama. These past two weekends have been filled with long hours and terribly cold evenings wearing nothing but a little black dress. As cute as I may have looked, I was freezing my butt off. You may be thinking, “California doesn’t even have a winter.” Well let me tell you, along the coast we may not have snow, but some nights it sure feels like we do.

Unable to avoid the inevitable, all of us female actors proceeded to get sick after the first weekend of shooting. By the second weekend we were all Hollywood starlet material with our ever sexy hacking (all in various phlegm stages), our attractive red and snotty noses and our barely there cheerful demeanor’s. Thankfully, the executives were better prepared for the second weekend’s evening shots. They provided us with heaters and enclosed the area with walls and roof of plastic sheeting to keep the ocean breeze out. We have one more full weekend then we are off on location to Las Vegas. That’s where the real fun begins!

With all my grumblings aside, we are having fun (well, most of the time). I will be sure to tell you all about our Las Vegas escapades.

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She Wants Revenge

January 25th, 2006

A local Los Angeles band, She Wants Revenge, is my band obsession of the moment. My husband, Deutsch, and I have gone to see them live at The Troubadour a couple of time now. They have yet to disappoint us. Their sound is a mix between Bauhaus and Joy Division. I believe that they are going to be the next big thing in 2006. Their debut CD hits the shelves on Tuesday January 31st. They are heading out on a North American Tour January 28th.

Congratulations to She Wants Revenge on their appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night. As much as I want success for them, I must admit that I will be a little sad to see them make it big. Of course, my reasons for this are completely selfish. I enjoy seeing them perform in small, intimate venues. With their CD release and TV appearances, I’m sure they are going to be more difficult to see live and their venues will only be getting larger. All my selfishness aside, I wish them best of luck and hope that their CD soars to the top of the charts. My little band is growing up.

Should any of you want to sample their sound before their CD is released, check out their MySpace page. You can also view a couple of their videos on the She Wants Revenge website. To our Toronto friends, they will be playing Lee’s Palace on February 9th. Go check them out.

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Defusing Ikea

January 23rd, 2006

I like Ikea as much as the next person, probably even more. I relied on them when I was young & broke and older & broke. Even when my bank account was healthier, I’d go to Ikea. Heck, I will even admit that a good percentage of my home is decorated by Ikea. Okay, I’m stopping now because I’m starting to sound like a stalker. I just want to be very clear about my affection towards the wonderful company of Ikea in order to avoid any future legal problems of slander, alleged slander.

Now that I have professed my undying love for the Swedish company, I will start with my grumbling. We own two floor lamps from Ikea. Yes, they are nice looking. Yes, they were budget friendly. Yes, they serve their purpose and provide light to our otherwise dark rooms. However, these little bastards bestow light on their own terms. Every 4 or 5 months, they decide to toy with us.

It will be a normal evening and artificial light is required. A simple flip of the switch is all that is needed. Then, with a startling pop, a brief flash of light, and a mini heart attack we are engulfed in the darkness again. I know what you are thinking. Just change the light bulb, dimwit. However, the light bulb isn’t the only problem. The lamp has blown a !*@# fuse… again. The problem is a tiny little fuse. Now, I will admit that a replacement fuse is inexpensive, about 75 cents. The last time I was at Home Depot, I cleaned them out, buying every last fuse. This happens so often, it is just easier having a supply on hand. Replacing it is where the problems really begin.

First, the room is still fricken dark. “Where the heck is the flashlight?” “Where did we put our stash of fuses?” In this case, it takes two people to change a light bulb. Me, to hold the flashlight and Deutsch, to change the fuse and bulb.

Second, the box in which the dead fuse is in must be pried open. You see, this box does not open easily. It was not designed to be opened on a regular basis. Therefore, over the years this box has gone through tremendous damage. Today, they (both boxes, both lamps) are now held together with the always fashionable electrical tape.

The third and final problem is us. At this point we are so cranky, all we want to do is throw the darn thing out of the window. However, we can’t because the room is dark and we don’t know where the damn window is.

So on your next excursion to Ikea, please remember my story. I urge you not to look directly in the lighting area. Avert your eyes. Should you accidentally take a peek, fight the desire to walk into the light. It is not your time yet. Fight the temptation, go to Sears.

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Golden Globe Fashions

January 19th, 2006

Here are my best dressed & worst dressed:

Best Dressed Females

1) Sandra Oh - She looked so beautiful. She didn’t pick a cookie cutter dress. She took a chance on something different and it paid off for her.

2) Keira Knightley - Beautiful and elegant as always.

3) Three way tie between Sarah Jessica Parker, Maria Bello & Renee Zellweger - Sarah looked perfect as usual, with the exception of the hair. I’m surprised she isn’t wearing a neck brace this week; Maria was also wearing something different. Just beautiful; Renee was graceful as always, but she looked so sad.

Looking at my top 3 list, I can see that my favorite color for the evening was white. Hey, no one is more surprised than moi.

Worst Dressed Females

1) Mariah Carey - Why is it that everything she wears looks whorish? It’s beautiful dress. Try to imagine it on, say, Julia Roberts. Beautiful. But on Mariah…

2) Alanis Morissette - Where do I start? The dress didn’t fit! Alanis honey, fire your stylist or if you don’t have one, get one. Tell Ryan Reynolds that he needs to tell you the truth before you walk out the door. Now, for the hair. All I have to say is in your case, brunettes would have more fun. Natural works for you.

3) Three way tie between Pamela Anderson, Ellen Pompeo (Grey’s Anatomy) & Penelope Cruz - Pam, you paid for those DDD’s, why not flaunt them?; Ellen’s dress looked like a table cloth. A very, very nice tablecloth, but in the end it’s still something people eat off of; Penelope looked like she was hiding her hair stylist under all that hair. Her dress was a miss as well. The good news is that it looked like she put a little meat on her bones.

I find it sad that two of my worst dressed are Canucks. Come on girls, you are setting a bad example. Thank goodness Sandra Oh saved the day. All in all, I have to say it is getting increasingly difficult making the worst dressed list. The gals have been so scared shitless by the media, Joan Rivers and people like me, that they are dressing safe. Well, safe is just no fun!

Best Dressed Males

1) Adrien Brody - He has a sense of style. He looks different and doesn’t care what the critics have to say. That’s plain old sexy!

2) Terrence Howard (Hustle & Flow and Crash) - He just looked so handsome.

3) George Clooney - He always looks good. It’s probably all that confidence.

I feel sorry for the men at these awards. They really only have a choice between suits and tuxedos. Yes, women really can only wear dresses, but they have choices with color, cut, length and material. Even if a women wears pants, it’s no big deal. However, if a man showed up in a skirt, a mauve tux, or a sequined tie, oh boy, he wouldn’t hear the end of it. You’re off the hook guys, I do not have a Worst Dressed list for you.

Final Comments

To Gweneth Paltrow & Rachel Weisz and the rest of the pregnant women at the GG’s, you looked beautiful. It can’t be easy trying for find a dress that makes you look regal, elegant and glamorous when you are dressing for two. Hats off to ya.

A fashion oops: Rumor has it that the vintage Chanel dress that Reese Witherspoon wore had been draped on Kirsten Dunst at a Golden Globe party three years prior. Oops!

To see the fashions for yourself, check out People magazine’s Best & Worst Dressed; People’s Best & Worst Hair and In Style’s Fashion Slideshow.

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And the winner is…

January 18th, 2006

I am happy to announce that the winner is Brokeback Mountain. It swept the Golden Globes, winning four awards. I saw this movie and loved it. I highly recommend it to everyone. Yes, I admit the combination of gays and cowboys does seem to be a set up for a skit on Mad TV. However, this movie is quite the opposite. This is a love story in every sense of the meaning. I am not going to say that the fact that the two male characters in love isn’t an issue, it is. That’s what makes this love story so compelling. Congratulations to the director, Ang Lee, and actors, Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal, for portraying a homosexual love story as real love with real feelings. I only hope with the success of this film, we, as a society will be one step closer to accepting same sex relationships and marriage. Alright, I will now step off my soap box. I just had to let that off my chest.

As for the television side of the awards, no one show dominated the stage. I must say I was elated when Canadian girl, Sandra Oh won for Best Supporting Actress for her role in Grey’s Anatomy. I wanted her to win for three reasons: 1) She’s talented and deserves to be recognized; 2) As I mentioned earlier, she’s a Canuck; 3) I wanted to see her dress. Ok, at least 1 out of the 3 reasons is legit enough for wanting a person to win an award.

For a complete list of the Golden Globe winners, check out the Hollywood Foreign Press Association’s website.

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It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

January 9th, 2006

It is the most wonderful time of the year. No, I am not talking about Christmas. (Oops, I think I am supposed to say holiday season. Look at that, my first real entry and I have already opened up a can of worms. I will write about political correctness at a later date.) Let’s try this again… It is the most wonderful time of the year, Awards season! Of course, I am referring to The Golden Globe and Academy Awards. Many of you may refer to them as the fashion extravaganzas or those really, really long and boring shows with actors thanking everyone from Mrs. Henrietta Bloomberg*, their next door neighbor when they were a kid, to God, for bringing them into this world. Let’s all stand up and cheer that it’s that time of the year!

As you have undoubtedly figured out, I am a huge movie awards fan. I totally dig those long, boring speeches and the long, beautiful dresses. Luckily, my husband, Deutsch is a fan as well. Actually, he would be ecstatic if the actors didn’t utter a word or if the fashion show was not televised, but he is a true movie buff. January is always a stressful time for us. It is our mission to to see ALL of the movies that are nominated. In reality, we never accomplish the entire mission, but we do give it our best. In order to squeeze in all the movies, we have to predict what movies may be nominated. Excellent resources to help us with our mission are Oscar Watch and Meta Critic.

Here is an example to show how serious we are with this mission. We have already seen four movies in 2006 and we are only nine days into the new year. I know what you are thinking. Yes, it is an expensive hobby. In our defense, we have an addiction. It is an illness (for you South Park fans). It is difficult to kick the habit. Plus, our lives are so damn boring it is one of our only forms of entertainment. This year we have shoveled money out to King Kong, Cassanova, Match Point and The Producers. Our must-see movie list still includes: Munich, Memoirs of a Geisha, and The Squid and the Whale.

I am extremely proud to announce that we are in the best shape ever to completing our mission! Of course, the flip side is that our addiction is spiraling out of control. At least Deutsch & I are in it together. I think some may call that enabling each other. Also, in the city of Rehab Clinics, I am not aware of one dedicated to helping Oscar season junkies. In conclusion, I hope to infect all of you with this entertaining disease. Remember, it’s the most wonderful time of the year. A final note, I am not too proud to accept donations to support our habit.

*Mrs. Henrietta Bloomberg is a fictional character created for the purposes of blogging about crap.

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Welcome to bloggingcrap.com

January 6th, 2006

I guess I should introduce myself. I find this exercise to be a little silly since I know that all my many readers are my family and friends. Thus, you already know who I am. However, I shall continue on with the formalities. Hi, my name is Michele. With my future posts you will slowly get to know me, my thoughts, my travels and my many obsessions. Basically it will be a more sophisticated version (I hope) of my teenage diary. It’s just not hidden in my super secret spot (under my pillow) with the pick-able lock.

The only honorable thing to do in this introduction is to make a few confessions right off the bat so there won’t be any surprises.

  • I find that with many of the blogs out there in cyberspace, they have a tendency to be narcissistic. Just to let you know, I fully intend this blog to be no different.
  • I dare to say that I really have no clue as to what delights I will be boring you with from one post to the next. However, it will be my personal goal in life (slight exaggeration) to keep you reading.
  • From my past e-mail experience, I have discovered that I have the ability to be painfully long winded. A short story will easily become a novel. You may have already discovered that personality trait.

With all that said, consider yourself warned. This is your last chance to run in fear of the unknown.

Now that I have formally introduced myself and offered a couple of cautionary words, I welcome you to my blog … or should I say my crap.

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